Welcome back, players! Who likes cards?

Don't worry, it's not close-up magic.

Sit down, pour yourself a Sake, maybe even put an ice cube in it. I won't tell anyone. After all, secrecy is the order of the day...

It's time for the next Legend of the Five Rings clan pack! The Underhand of the Emperor is here, and there are absolutely no prizes for guessing which clan it favours...

Underhand of the Emperor makes the typical ways of the Scorpion even more... well, Scorpion-y. Skirting the borders of dishonour to stave off defeat is a risky tactic, but one that's well rewarded in this pack. Treat yourself to new roles, military options and a philosophy which, used correctly, prevents even the possibility of defeat! Underhand of the Emperor is available to pre-order now. Unleash the venom.

Meanwhile, Cardfight!! Vanguard is celebrating the new season of the incomparable anime series with a pair of trial decks.

Aichi Sendou is back with more Clan Royal Paladin, along with Tashiki Kai and Clan Kagero. Not only that, but all-new game mechanics Imaginary Gift, ally summoning and, most exciting of all for me, a huge reduction in the density of card text!

Probably not quite this much of a reduction... We can only hope.

Available to pre-order now, these decks will be supplemented with Booster releases in late June! 

Not to be forgotten, Games Workshop are stomping onto shelves this Saturday with the new Imperial Knights range of miniatures and codex. "Miniatures" here used in the loosest of senses: these are absolutely the biggest little giant robots we've seen outside of Forge World's Titans, ever!

Coming with datasheets, dice, a metal wargauge and of course, the beautifully presented Codex: Imperial Knights, what better time to start your own Household of ENORMOUS WALKING ARSENALS? Find all our Warhammer 40,000 pre-orders, including all three (3!) classes of Knight, and the Renegade boxed game. 

Speaking of battles in the grim darkness of the far future, don't forget your ticket for NaughtyK, our no-holds-barred - but still friendly! - Warhammer 40,000 tournament on June 23rd! 

Players, that'll do. Go forth, and as always, thank you from the bottom of my six-sided heart for reading. You're the best!